Hello there.
Thanks for coming.
Let’s get to business.
Are you a drinker? Does nothing satisfy you more than the sweet, sweet taste of alcohol on your lips, tongue, throat, chin or even lap? If so, good. Nice to meet you.
But if you’re like me, or like the millions of other drinkers out there that don’t have a lot of money, you probably want to know the cheapest place to drink. We’re here to help.
We know that wanting to go out for the night and having some fun could end up costing you an arm and a leg, which no one wants to lose. You’d look funny and people might point and stare. So why not help us out on our little project we have going here. We want to cover most major cities throughout the United States that have bars and restaurants with really cheap drink specials. Right now we can only cover one city, but pretty soon we will be up to 2-3 cities in North Carolina. But we want to cover more.
So, if you go out tonight to someplace with amazing drink specials, please write them down and send them to us. E-mail us, send us a postcard, write us a book and make us pay for it…we don’t care. Just get us the information so we can help out everyone else that is poor and wants to drink for cheap. We are poor drinkers, and we must unite!